dnrc gems

If a grapefruit is happier than a bulldozer, then that means your toaster can turn jam into sound.

so wonderful that existing adjectives are inadequate. I recommend a new word to be used exclusively for DNRC members: splendsmartiful.

so splendsmartiful that the mere sight of you stuns doves in flight, causing them to plunge to their deaths.

those of you on this mailing list will form the new ruling class and get to treat all other people like five-and-a-quarter-inch diskettes.



from scott adams dnrc newsletters

saigon

There's something truly extraordinary about the first ten minutes of apocalypse now, I find it so bewitching that am in a trance every time I watch it; the first shot, the chopper blade sounds, this is the end, explosions, beautiful friend, chopper blades the jungle again, the face of charlie sheen, the eyes of charlie sheen, in fact, one of the most noticeable things about the film; his eyes; which always give the expression of being dead and alive at the same time; those who've seem the movie can easily relate to that; and then his voice, not a fantastic voice, but something about this film, makes it seem like the most resounding voice ive ever heard;

saigon;

rewind and replay