If a grapefruit is happier than a bulldozer, then that means your toaster can turn jam into sound.
so wonderful that existing adjectives are inadequate. I recommend a new word to be used exclusively for DNRC members: splendsmartiful.
so splendsmartiful that the mere sight of you stuns doves in flight, causing them to plunge to their deaths.
those of you on this mailing list will form the new ruling class and get to treat all other people like five-and-a-quarter-inch diskettes.
from scott adams dnrc newsletters
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