04 February 2010

sex and the web

Had some faltu time and decided to look at my spam folder, it was quite a hilarious experience, the language and the creativity is outrageous
Want to be with me? Write me sms.
Hello my dear. Hey, want to marry a Russian (almost all such mails talk about Russian ‘beauties’, whats it with Russians) beauty? I want you, my good man. Come to my profile - you'll get a surprise! You want what would you be good (???)? Come to me.
Make your love locomotive enter her tunnel on a full speed (this is priceless).
You have not had sex with a Russian girl? Come to us and you shall have it!
Hello my sweet kitty - do you completely forgot about my Russian pussy?
I'll gently kiss your neck, lower and lower (this is as low as you can get), come to me.
I'll like you? Remember that night in the hotel?
(whats the idea behind writing this)Can I ask you? "Was you ever have sex with a Russian girl? (Russian again)Would you like to try it?"
I am now in America - a guy looking for dating and sex.
(this a guy or a Russian girl?)
I thought you loved me - and you?
Hello! Spring has finally come! Romance is in the air!
Beautiful and still single (!!!) Russian and Ukrainian women are eager to meet you!
They have placed their profiles at SingleRussianGirls dating site and waiting for your emails.

Tell me many kind words dear.
When you stopped a taxi for me (that’s the height of imagination),
it was very nice, do not want to see me again? Marina.
Let's talk more my bunny
Hello, my sun (first time I heard sun as a term of endearment), you do not have a girl?
"I was completely free!
(you are not free anymore?, why the mail then)
I used to be skeptical about penis pills advertised in the mass media. I read the medical sites that said herbal supplements could never help you increase your penis size. That depressed me, because I knew I didn't have a penis big enough to arouse any of my partners. At my age, I could not perform sexually as well as a young man. Being assured that I wouldn't lose my money anyway, I tried 3 bottles (3 bottles, that guy’s desperate) of your ViagPURE Pills and was pleasantly surprised by the results I saw. In about 3 weeks of taking the pills I witnessed a dramatic increase (3 bottles of pills should turn it into a beanpole) in thickness and length. At the time I finished my third bottle I had 2 more inches on me and a considerable improvement in my sex life. It is certainly well worth the money I paid.
And this was worth the time I spent